
Despite what you may infer from this blog, I actually spent the a fair portion of my time in Australia in the lab at UQ. So you may be wondering, "Just who were these shady people you were hanging out with?"
Well, these were none other than JJCW's Secret Assassins Squad.
Above is a picture of the doorway to their lair, or at least it used to be. If you go there now, there won't be anybody there! This is how shifty those guys are.
Now that I am safely back in Berkeley, I can reveal true identities of JJ's secret squad without fear of retribution:
Below is Elisabeth, a French national trained in the deadly art of slide-tackling. Don't call her "crazy" if you value your legs.
Above is a picture of the doorway to their lair, or at least it used to be. If you go there now, there won't be anybody there! This is how shifty those guys are.
Now that I am safely back in Berkeley, I can reveal true identities of JJ's secret squad without fear of retribution:
Below is Elisabeth, a French national trained in the deadly art of slide-tackling. Don't call her "crazy" if you value your legs.

Below, on the left next to Elisabeth, is Meilani. Meilani is a Indonesian student at UQ who is actually studying abroad at Berkeley, but was working at UQ for the summer. That's right, I went all the way to Oz to share an office with someone who went to Oz then Berkeley then Oz (and back to Berkeley). Confused yet?

Below are the tag team duo of Lien and Mike. Mike is a Canadian assassin who can throw around lethal Canadianisms like "hoser" and "eh" with nary a guilty conscience. Lien is Mike's henchwoman. Her secret power is her paralyzing "Hand of Chau," which she practices on innocent Australian males.